After all the fun I had as a Mama’s Next Big Act Finalist, I am bringing the Sexy Beast to Don’t Tell Mama! I will be loud, proud and belting it out for the crowd in rainbow colored rhinestones! Come see how I have come from being a shy gay kid on a cattle ranch to the sexy beast I am today. Come embrace your own inner sexy beast!
Featuring songs of Sylvester, The Doobie Brothers, Roberta Flack, Queen, Doris Day, Donna Summer, Berlin and so many others.
$20.00 cover charge and a 2 drink minimum per person
$15.00 cover charge and a 2 drink minimum per person MAC
Directed by Lennie Watts
Music Direction by Michael Holland
Darryl Reilly of TheaterScene.net raves “Gracefully clomping around in silver pumps and clad in a short-sleeved black jumpsuit . . . adorned with shimmering multi-colored sequins in the configuration of the rainbow, the heavyset, bald, mature and bespectacled Burns is a triumphant vision.”
I had just a great summer competing in Mama’s Next Big Act at Don’t Tell Mama. It was a great chance to meet an extremely talented group of singers and judges. What a blast is was singing to sold out crowds every week!
What an absolute blast it was to create and perform this show for World Pride 2019. Big thanks to The Duplex, Lennie Watts for directing, the incomparable Michael Holland for music direction. My husband Mike Teele and his help with the script and press! David Dreyfus and Jeff Hardy for writing the original song “Not That Kind of Gay” for me! Currently hoping to bring it back in the fall.
After his smash hit Don’t Call Me Shirley! John Burns returns to the Duplex for a fabulous evening of laughs, songs and drinks. He’s loud! He’s proud! He’s belting it out for the crowd! Exploring his 50 years of pride from being a gay kid on a cattle ranch to an acclaimed cabaret star! It is a feather and sparkle extravaganza with sweet sexy grooves, tender tunes of longing and pulsing gay anthems!
She has won countless awards the world over; he once got a yellow ribbon from the county fair. She has recorded themes for three Bond films; he has seen those films. She was named Dame Commander of the British Empire; he has been called a big ole queen.
But both have voices so big, they’ll blow your damned wig clear across the street!
They meet on stage for the very first time! John Burns and Shirley Bassey! (Well, the songs she made famous!) Come enjoy an evening of music, laughter and plenty of alcohol, as we celebrate the great Welsh songstress and find out what a country boy can learn from her remarkable career.
Saturday June 24th 7:00 PM
Outpost Performance Space
210 Yale SE
Albuquerque, NM 87106
Following a sold-out engagement at New York City’s historic Duplex Cabaret Theatre, John Burns brings his solo show Gay Kid on a Cattle Ranch to Albuquerque for one-night only!
Based on his life growing up in Nara Visa, NM, Gay Kid on a Cattle Ranch is John’s heart wrenching and gut busting coming of age tale of strong family bonds and small town histories, of isolation and loneliness, of loving and letting go. All performed in his unique and exceptionally strong tenor with songs made famous by John Denver, Johnny Cash, Karen Carpenter, Elton John, Queen and many, many others.
A popular ABQ actor/singer for many years, performing with Albuquerque Civic Light Opera/Musical Theatre Southwest, Vortex Theatre, Adobe Theater, Albuquerque Little Theatre, La Compañia de Teatro de Alburquerque, and New Mexico Symphony, John transplanted to New York to study with acclaimed Maestro David Jones. Since that time he has worked with such esteemed composers as Tony Award winner Jeanine Tesori, Ricky Ian Gordon, Steve Alper & Sara Knapp, and David Friedman & Deborah Brevort, along with legendary director/choreographer Patricia Birch, and Tony-nominated writer/director Tina Landau.
In New York, John performed in the fabulously received Stonewall, Night Variations presented by Ann Hamburger’s En Garde Arts and in The Singapore Mikado with Theater 2020, directed by David B. Fuller and Judith Jarosz. He was also featured in workshop productions of King Island Christmas and in two Alper & Knapp productions – Chamberlain: A True Civil War Romance and Rappaccini’s Daughter (alongside Emmy winner Kristin Chenowith and Oscar winner JK Simmons).
Holly Dunn and John Burns bring their love of love songs to the cabaret stage for the Valentine season. Love, loss and laughs galore. Will their same sex attraction doom their romance?
Holly Dunn is a musical theater singer, actress and comedienne based in NYC. She has performed in many productions regionally and in New York, and starred in the 1st National Tour of Shout! The Mod Musical. Holly is so excited to return to the Duplex stage with John Burns! Look out for her current project “Elizabeth Warren Tells It Like It Is” in 2017 in New York City.
John Burns is a cabaret singer and a gentleman. He is thrilled to return to the Duplex stage after sold out runs of his shows What Are You Waiting For and Gay Kid On A Cattle Ranch.
My next show is: Gay kid on a Cattle Ranch – An L.G.B.T.Q.BBQ.4-H F.F.A. Fantasia
Who knew that inside this handsome, charming, funny, talented, big-hearted and humble man beat the heart of a tiny little cowboy homo-to-be? Direct from a New Mexico cattle ranch, John Burns returns to The Duplex – with the fabulous William Demaniow by his side – with stories of the prairie and songs from Karen Carpenter, Queen, Johnny Cash and more!